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Life's not super hilarious these days, but we still want to bring you some good stuff to read in between freaking out about gas prices and trying not to watch the news. Because we've still got each other. Chances are you know someone on the autism spectrum: at school, work, or maybe in your family. We love these children's books and hope you do, too! 1. Wiggles, Stomps, and Squeezes Calm My

Dear mother,

I can tell by the enthusiasm with which you took your birth control mints this morning (it wasn't necessary to maintain eye contact with me) that you're angry.

Last night was...eventful and apologies are in order.

The first thing I need you to apologize for is the screaming. When you noticed that I was standing by your bed like a phantom in the dark, it was entirely

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Dear Dentist,

It was nice seeing you today. How is your hand? I too was surprised when my teeth cut through your gloves. Looks like I'm stronger than I thought. Rest assured that I am up to date on my shots.

In my defense, when you said, "Say Ah," I had no idea you were a bone collector who wanted my teeth

While adults enjoy sleeping during the twilight hours (lazy), the space between midnight and 5AM is, for advanced toddlers, a period of reflective thought and general scheming.

Here are 10 thoughts your toddler has between midnight and 5AM.

1. "Why do I, the youngest and most vulnerable person in the house, have to sleep alone when my parents sleep together? Surely, this is some kind of

Happy (almost) Valentine's Day! To celebrate, I broke all my toys. 












































I'm the official ambassador for the following book:
Nobody Likes a Cockblock: The Children's Book For Adults Who Aren't Getting Any 







Excerpt:



The stars are out, it’s dark outside. 

I can see that there’s sleep inside of your eyes. 



Stay warm in your bed, on our door

I got together with some toddler friends of mine and we put these together. Love u! 
































I'm the official ambassador for the following book:
Nobody Likes a Cockblock: The Children's Book For Adults Who Aren't Getting Any 







Excerpt: 



The stars are out,

it’s dark outside.  

I can see that there’s sleep

inside of your eyes. 



Stay warm in your bed,

on

Valentine's Day is coming up. The purpose of Valentine's Day is to remember that while the people in your family are draining you mentally and financially, they're all you've got.

 If you have a toddler at home, you're in luck because it means you get to spend the day (and night) with your little sweetheart. Get excited!

Liars on the television will tell you that this holiday is best spent

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I'm willing to eat dinner under the following conditions:

1. You must hold me.2. You must feed me.3. I must eat directly from your plate. 4. I must drink directly from your glass. Do not complain about the gumbo I create with my backwash, that's rude.5. No bite can be larger than the circumference

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The Toddler Version. 











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