Puddin’ eats some weird stuff, but even he don’t eat Tide Pods!
If Puddin’ don’t seem too concerned, it’s because he’s seen stranger things in his time.
Puddin’ don’t morph into a giant alien, he just likes grand entrances.
Puddin’ don’t know where all these Nazis in America came from, but that scum needs to slither back under wherever that was.
Puddin’ might lather and rinse, but he don’t repeat.
Puddin’ don’t see how this helps his hangover, and neither does Chewy.
Puddin’ does obey the law of gravity all the time.
Puddin’ don’t hold his licker.
Rub-a-dub-dub, Puddin’ don’t get in the tub!
Puddin’ don’t know what he’s barking at, but six hours into it, he may as well keep going.
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