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April 28, 2026

TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-04-28

I thought I was in heaven when I found a model kit store next to a plastic surgeon until I found out it wasn't that kind of plastic surgery.

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Published on April 28, 2026 10:57 Tags: humor-joke

April 21, 2026

TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-04-21

My next story is about a killer who stalks writers and collects their eyes because he wants an authorize collection.

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Published on April 21, 2026 10:34 Tags: humor-jokes

April 14, 2026

TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-04-14

I aim to be funny, but sometimes I hit serious.

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Published on April 14, 2026 10:13

April 7, 2026

TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-04-07

A non-tech friend told me how much he likes silicon valley. It took me a moment to realize he was talking about his favorite strip club.

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Published on April 07, 2026 09:50

March 31, 2026

TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-03-31

At a recent party I was asked if I could be a little friendly. I responded, "I can't be friendly, but I can belittle."

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Published on March 31, 2026 09:26

March 24, 2026

TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-03-24

I'm working on a horror story about a roofer who likes working with roofies.

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Published on March 24, 2026 10:36

March 18, 2026

I Was A Teenage Redneck Zombie From Outer Space, by Chrome Oxide.

NewMyths.com, Vol. 20 / Issue 74 / Spring 2026

I Was A Teenage Redneck Zombie From Outer Space, by Chrome Oxide.

just went live at:

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Please give the magazine some love and after you read my story, read some of the others. Thank you.
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Published on March 18, 2026 13:54

Based Book Niche Sale: Short Stories

The eBook version of "28 Minutes Into The Future" it is part of the Based Book Sale running from Wednesday, March 18th, 2026, 12:01 AM PDT through Tuesday, March 24th, 2026, 11:59 PM..

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Published on March 18, 2026 13:53

March 17, 2026

TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-03-17

Did you hear about the prostitute who worked on cruise ships before decided to avoid working on ships? Now her customers call her Land Ho.

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Published on March 17, 2026 09:42

2026-03-21 the business of writing

2026-03-21 Getting down to business - the business of writing
Chrome Oxide will be one of the panelists
presented by: Greater Los Angeles Writers Society (GLAWS)
When: March 21, 2026 2:00pm - 5:00pm
Cost: Free and open to the public, but registration is requested https://glaws.org/
Where: Westchester - Loyola Village Branch Library, 7114 W Manchester Ave,, Los Angeles, CA 90045
It might be virtual, but GLAWS hasn't tested that yet.
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Published on March 17, 2026 09:41