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Karen Alpert

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	I Heart My Little A-Holes 3.71 avg rating — 5,267 ratings — published 2013 — 8 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers by Stacey Hatton (Goodreads Author) (Contributor), Robyn Welling (Goodreads Author) (Contributor), Susan McLean (Contributor) 3.76 avg rating — 2,463 ratings — published 2013 — 12 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Until We Are Free: My Fight For Human Rights in Iran by Shirin Ebadi, Karen Alpert (Goodreads Author) (Narrator) 4.27 avg rating — 2,001 ratings — published 2016 — 28 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting – Honest Stories and Hilarious Observations on Raising Kids 3.69 avg rating — 1,641 ratings — published 2016 — 7 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be A-Holes: Unfiltered Advice on How to Raise Awesome Kids 4.20 avg rating — 448 ratings — published 2021 — 9 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	I Just Want to Be Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone Book 2) by Jen Mann (Goodreads Author), Stacey Hatton (Goodreads Author), Karen Alpert (Goodreads Author) 4.07 avg rating — 450 ratings — published 2014 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Amori di mamma un #@**%!: Tutto ciò che avreste voluto sapere prima di avere figli (ma che nessuno vi ha mai detto) (Italian Edition) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	By Alpert, Karen I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting Hardcover - June 2014 by Karen Alpert (Goodreads Author), Unknown Author 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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“Mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama! Guess what my little rug rat can say now. The first time you hear it, your heart melts a little. The second time you hear it, your eyes well up. The 918,009,576th time you hear it, you want to stab your eardrums out with an ice pick.”
― Karen Alpert

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“I love when those annoyingly perfect moms brag that they ONLY give their kids all-natural shit. You know what’s all-natural? Poisonous berries and ’shrooms.”
― Karen Alpert, I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

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“Anyways, it made me think. Who the hell cares if Michael Phelps can swim across a pool at like warp speed? Or that some sixteen-year-old waif can spell the entire Chinese alphabet with a stupid ribbon on a stick above her head? You know who’s holding this world together and leaping buildings in a single bound every day? Moms, that’s who.”
― Karen Alpert, I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

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