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Joe Schwartz

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So you're looking at this picture of me and obviously thinking "I know this guy. My child drew a picture of him just a few days ago. Does he live in our neighborhood?" As much as I wish we knew each other, most probably we've never met. I just have one of those faces.

I have a confession to make: capturing my essence in a brief bio is not my strong suit. Building marble runs: check. Making wry observations about the human condition: double check. Writing engaging children's books: well, you'll have to be the judge of that.

The original bio I wrote for myself is below. I felt its tone was at odds with my photo so I wrote the introduction you're reading now. I hope you'll consider reading my books despite my failings as an autobiographer. Thank ...more

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Hi Joe , sorry to be a pest, only I am still waiting for the book, What do I need to do? thanks Angie Rhodes

Joe Schwartz Hi Angie,

Sorry your book did not arrive. Please go to http://happyhappyhappy.com/?page_id=7 and send me your postal address via the publisher's web fo…moreHi Angie,

Sorry your book did not arrive. Please go to http://happyhappyhappy.com/?page_id=7 and send me your postal address via the publisher's web form on that page. I will compare it to the one submitted to me on Goodreads and start investigating on that front. Alternatively, if you'd be willing to receive an ebook copy of the book, I can provide a way to download one of those for free in lieu of the printed book. Either way, by contacting me via the web form I will have your direct email and we can hopefully sort this out.(less)

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Hi I hope you can help, I won a copy of your book 7 Policemen and the troublesome time machine , only I never received my copy, hope you can help, ? Thanks Angie Rhodes

Joe Schwartz I am sorry you have not yet received the book. The printer shipped your copy directly from its facility on February 10, 2015 with an anticipated deliv…moreI am sorry you have not yet received the book. The printer shipped your copy directly from its facility on February 10, 2015 with an anticipated delivery date of March 31, 2015. Unfortunately, I do not get a delivery confirmation on international shipping so it is not possible to know what the current location of your book is. Because international book rate shipping can be incredibly slow there is a possibility that the book is still in transit. I suggest waiting a few additional weeks and see if it arrives.(less)

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	The 7 Policemen and the Troublesome Time Machine (Book 1) by Joe Schwartz (Goodreads Author), Ez Schwartz, Kam Chan (Illustrator) 4.56 avg rating — 9 ratings — published 2015 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Hanger Drawer by Joe Schwartz (Goodreads Author), Ez Schwartz, Kam Chan (Illustrator) liked it 3.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2013	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars