Stephanie Tom

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
― Fred Allen

“I've faced worse than a dressmaker who breaths fire.”
― Jessica Day George

“It looks as though your shop is doing well," Luka said gazing around, "Could you help me find a gift for a lady friend of mine?"

My heart plunged to my grenn satin slippers, and I had to stare down at Azarte for a minute, petting him hard. Naturally Luka had a "lady friend." She was probably nobly born: the daughter of a count or a duke. I imagined her having thick dark hair and clear skin, and was bitterly jealous. "Of course," I stammered after a time. "What would she like? A gown? A sash?" If she came in for a fitting, I decided to "accidentlly" poke her with every pin.”
― Jessica Day George