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Five Signs That You Need a Haircut
This post came about when I tried to get ready for church this morning. The sight which greeted my eyes when I surveyed the window bore a strong resemblance to a wooly mammoth. With a hectic first quarter at school, everyone in my house recovering from pneumonia or bronchitis, and two active girls, obtaining a haircut has not been high on the priority list. During the sermon, when I should have been paying careful attention to the message, my brain was occupied with determining sure fire signs that you are in serious need of a haircut.
Five Signs That You Need A Haircut
5. Your friends refer to you as a reject from the 1970s.
4. You’re a 42-year-old man and you scream out in frustration, “I can’t do anything with my hair!”
3. You spend more time trying to comb out the cowlicks in your hair than your wife and two daughters combined need to get ready to go out for a night on the town.
2. You want to comb your hair like a Hollywood celebrity whose name happens to be Chewbacca.
1. You feel the weight of the world upon your shoulders and then you realize that it’s just the weight of your hair.
Five Signs That You Need A Haircut
5. Your friends refer to you as a reject from the 1970s.
4. You’re a 42-year-old man and you scream out in frustration, “I can’t do anything with my hair!”
3. You spend more time trying to comb out the cowlicks in your hair than your wife and two daughters combined need to get ready to go out for a night on the town.
2. You want to comb your hair like a Hollywood celebrity whose name happens to be Chewbacca.
1. You feel the weight of the world upon your shoulders and then you realize that it’s just the weight of your hair.
