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Mike Battaglia

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October 31, 1971

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About Mike Battaglia

It started almost cliche, scripting and drawing comic books at the age of seven, using stick figures for people and the letter 'M' to represent birds and all but forcing my family to read them. Books were like portals to another world for me - a world I liked better than the one I was living in. Encyclopedia Brown and the Choose Your Own Adventure series became my circle of friends, and I spent nearly every day of my youth with them.

When a classmate introduced me to Alfred Hitchcock's Three Investigators, I found my cocaine. I devoured the entire series - over 30 books - in a matter of months, reading some of them two or three times. When I discovered there were no more books in the series, an enormous hole split open i
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Mike Battaglia Anything and everything that catches my eye, examples being "A Child's Garden of Grass" by Jack S. Margolis and Richard Clorfene (a gut-bustingly funn…moreAnything and everything that catches my eye, examples being "A Child's Garden of Grass" by Jack S. Margolis and Richard Clorfene (a gut-bustingly funny handbook from the 70's for all things marijuana) and "Wicked Portland - The Wild and Lusty Underworld of a Frontier Seaport Town" by Finn J.D. John, which more than lives up to it's title.(less)
Mike Battaglia Treasure Island, obviously. As for what I would do there, that's pretty obvious as well. I'm sure Ben Gunn would love the company.…moreTreasure Island, obviously. As for what I would do there, that's pretty obvious as well. I'm sure Ben Gunn would love the company.(less)
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Anger in America

Once upon a time, over in England, a bunch of Puritans were getting picked on and persecuted. This eventually pissed them off enough where they commissioned some ships, stuck their middle finger up at The Queen, and went off in search of some solitude. They ended up landing in America, and were met by a society of mostly benign, friendly, and welcoming Indians, who seemed to be thriving in this bo Read more of this blog post »
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Published on September 08, 2020 09:59 Tags: america, anger, current-affairs, psychological, social-commentary
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“Why do things happen the way they do? Is there some kind of order in all this chaos that we just don't see, or is it all, as the mathematically minded people would like us to believe, just random coincidence? If you put one hundred apes in a room, they'll tell you, with one hundred typewriters, and given an infinite amount of time and bananas, one of them would eventually churn out the complete Oxford dictionary. It's all statistical math and probability. The odds of winning the lottery are greater than the odds of getting struck by lightning, but someone wins, don't they? And people get hit by lightning disturbingly more often that you would think. Their point is, eventually all things happen. No matter how philosophically unprejudiced you are, you can't argue with statistical probabilities. But you can certainly give the mathematicians some substantial cud to chew on, can't you? For instance, sure, everything may be eventual from a statistical point of view, but what happens to the formula if you plug in when a particular thing happens? The fortuitousness of the timing? Or combine a particular coincidence with other seemingly non-related coincidences that might have occurred within the same general time frame? We've all had it happen. It's one of our favorite phrases: "Why me? Why now?" Well, when you take the "when" into account, all kinds of very interesting and un-mathematical things begins to happen. The coincidence becomes too coincidental to be a coincidence.”
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“There are three categories of people: Agents of Fate, pawns, and those just along for the ride, and no one ever knows which one they are.”
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“What fear is this, to be afraid of doing what you want to do?”
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“True independence means being able to sort your own shit out, and never having to explain yourself to anyone.”
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“The blind man fears no darkness, the deaf man fears no noise. The confident man fears no mirror, the innocent fears no lie. But only the enlightened fear nothing.”
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“The hardest person in the world to convince of anything is yourself.”
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“Writing isn’t about thinking up a story, it’s about turning whatever you’re thinking into a story.”
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