Erika Lance's Blog: Sometimes you wonder; Is that a thing?

December 25, 2018

Holiday Time!

Hello,


I am hoping you are able to celebrate without those creatures that go bump in the night.


Erika

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Published on December 25, 2018 07:33

February 11, 2018

Uber and Lyft and Bears Oh My!

So, in case you had not guessed by the title I have decided to do driving part time during this fabulous year I have decided to try to make my writing and publishing company work.


I had a weird thing happen as I set myself up for this endeavor. Reading a lot online I decided to include water, hand sanitizer, gum, barf-bags and a small trash bag as part of the features of my car.


I also made sure to re-scotch-guard my seats just in case.


The weird thing was that I was nervous about starting to drive people around. This is totally not normal for me. I have almost no fear when it comes to being in public. I have acted on stage, done conferences and spoken in -front of thousands of people and yet the thought of someone getting in my car kinda freaked me out.


I was lucky. A very good friend of mine needed a ride to the airport. So, I was actually able to pop-my-cherry, so to speak, with her which for some reason made the whole thing easier.


She also recommended that I get some business cards so that if people needed to arrange rides with me they could. I ordered them that day.


So, I have driven for two days now, about 10 rides in total and it was fun.


I haven’t any truly interesting stories yet, but I am sure I will.


I had a mother and son (he was about 7) that I took to the airport. He wants to be a pilot and told me all about it on the ride. She ended up giving me a 5-star and compliment. Yay for me.


I also picked up a gentleman that needed to get a money order from Wal-Mart, asked me to wait for a min, then requested and Uber and I drove him back home. Bonus!


Mainly however, they were people needing a ride home from work. I remember when having a car, riding a bus or taking a taxi were the only options. This made me appreciate this service I was providing even more.


So… If you follow me, I promise you will hear many more tales from behind the wheel!


~ Erika


 

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Published on February 11, 2018 10:38

February 9, 2018

Irrational Fears

So I had a realization while taking friend to get teeth pulled today. He is going under because the dentist is pulling four teeth.

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Published on February 09, 2018 08:39

February 6, 2018

Broken Computer – Life is over

So… as I started out my amazing 2018 with the decision to see if I could make writing really work I was met with a potentially disastrous situation: My computer wouldn’t connect to the internet.


I know, I know, total freakout.


Now before you think I am an idiot that it a wrong button, or let a virus in, I can assure you that wasn’t the case. It was a registry issue that one of my dearest friends, and a computer god within his own right, helped me to resolve.


My life was also not over. Far from it.


The reason that I am sharing this is because, when the main tool you have, and use, for something is no longer available to you, it is interesting how easy it is to have your world rattled and slide into ‘panic mode’.


What this forced me to do while waiting for the fix, was to find and use other tools to get the job done. Did I mention I had a story due for a contest? Well I did.


It also reminded me that no matter what happens, you can choose how you handle it. Yes, an impaired computer isn’t the end of the world, but no matter what the problem is, there is a solution. It just might take some time, help and very creative thinking to get there. But you can win.


I know I intend too!


 

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Published on February 06, 2018 07:59

January 7, 2018

Brandishing his Sword – an ISG Writing Exercise

Fun writing with my Ink Slingers!


Ink Slingers Guild


On 13 December 2017, these three words were chosen:




Blow
Infatuated
Streak


And these blurbs were written within five minutes….Enjoy!



FEATURED AUTHOR


JM PAQUETTE:

“Only a word?” he recited. “Why not couple it with something? Make it a word and a blow!” At this, Christian stood up, brandishing his sword at Bryan, who was supposed to leap back in a display of cat-like ability. Bryan was playing Tybalt, after all, prince of cats, and he needed to show that he deserved the title. The audience would need to see it.


Of course, Bryan’s reflexes were more dog-like than feline at the moment, and he stepped back awkwardly, knocking over the table where Christian had been resting his feet, lounging as his character Mercutio was supposed to do until he jumped up and Romeo arrived and the real fight started.


The table fell with a crash, a few drinks spilling…



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Published on January 07, 2018 13:18

January 3, 2018

All Downhill From Here by Erika Lance

Stories My Friends Started


For Crystal, I truly do hope you enjoy this.



All they could see was the open ocean and fluffy clouds of cotton candy

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Published on January 03, 2018 07:40

December 28, 2017

Have you read my latest?

Super Useless! It is only $.99 on Amazon and you can purchase it here!


Have you ever dreamt of being a Super Hero?


Did you want the ability to fly? Be incredibly strong? Turn invisible? Control minds?


For every amazing superpower, there are hundreds, maybe thousands, that are not nearly as amazing.


What if you had wings but they were literally the same size as a chicken’s? What if your hair was made of tinsel? These are the types of powers sadly handed out to the heroes contained in this set of short stories.


Join us in these adventures, where even the slightest power can help save the world. Or just be Super Useless.


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Published on December 28, 2017 16:45

May 29, 2017

My Latest Book is Released!!!!

I am super lucky to be apart of this fun project. My friends gave me the start to my stories. Check out what I did with them here.


And as always… any reviews are Super Appreciated!



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Published on May 29, 2017 09:01

February 14, 2017

This Valentines Day

I hope for you that someone steals your heart in the romantic way… and not through your chest.


#realromance


xoxo


Erika


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Published on February 14, 2017 05:34

Sometimes you wonder; Is that a thing?

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