William Tea
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February 22, 1987
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A Very StrangeHouse Christmas
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2013
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Mannequin: Tales of Wood Made Flesh
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2019
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3 editions
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Strange Sex 2: The Second Cumming
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2014
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Beyond the Book of Eibon
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2021
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Walk Hand in Hand into Extinction: Stories Inspired by True Detective
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2016
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Behold the Undead of Dracula: Lurid Tales of Cinematic Gothic Horror
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2019
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Terror in 16-bits
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2017
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Weirdbook #36
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2017
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Test Patterns
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2017
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Weirdbook #40
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2018
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“At thirteen I wanted monsters that ate whole cities, radioactive corpses that came out of the ocean and ate surfers, and girls in black bras who looked like trailer trash.”
― On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
― On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
“I hate slick and pretty things. I prefer mistakes and accidents. Which is why I like things like cuts and bruises - they're like little flowers. I've always said that if you have a name for something, like 'cut' or 'bruise,' people will automatically be disturbed by it. But when you see the same thing in nature, and you don't know what it is, it can be very beautiful.”
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“And crawling on the planet's face,
some insects called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space.
And meaning.”
― The Rocky Horror Show
some insects called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space.
And meaning.”
― The Rocky Horror Show
“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”
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“The Conqueror Worm Lo! 'tis a gala night Within the lonesome latter years! An angel throng, bewinged, bedight In veils, and drowned in tears, Sit in a theatre, to see A play of hopes and fears, While the orchestra breathes fitfully The music of the spheres. Mimes, in the form of God on high, Mutter and mumble low, And hither and thither fly— Mere puppets they, who come and go At bidding of vast formless things That shift the scenery to and fro, Flapping from out their Condor wings Invisible Wo! That motley drama—oh, be sure It shall not be forgot! With its Phantom chased for evermore, By a crowd that seize it not, Through a circle that ever returneth in To the self-same spot, And much of Madness, and more of Sin, And Horror the soul of the plot. But see, amid the mimic rout A crawling shape intrude! A blood-red thing that writhes from out The scenic solitude! It writhes!—it writhes!—with mortal pangs The mimes become its food, And the angels sob at vermin fangs In human gore imbued. Out—out are the lights—out all! And, over each quivering form, The curtain, a funeral pall, Comes down with the rush of a storm, And the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirm That the play is the tragedy, "Man," And its hero the Conqueror Worm.”
― The Conqueror Worm
― The Conqueror Worm
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I'm excited to read Strange Fucking Stories, it's good to see your name in it! I'm really REALLY excited for Strange Sex 2 >.< Did you contribute to that, too?
Shadow Girl wrote: "Happy to see you on GR :)I used this image in my blog post of A Very StrangeHouse Christmas. Opening gifts will never be the same. I hear the screams...
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Shadow Girl wrote: "Happy to see you on GR :)
I used this image in my blog post of A Very StrangeHouse Christmas. Opening gifts will never be the same. I hear the screams...
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Yes, I saw. Loved your review, and your blog! Thanks so much for your kind words. I'm happy you enjoyed my story (and the anthology in general). As someone just getting back into the swing of writing again after far too long a hiatus, and for someone who only recently gained the gall to actually let other people read his writing, it's uplifting to know something I've done has hit a chord with someone in some way. :)
Happy to see you on GR :)I used this image in my blog post of A Very StrangeHouse Christmas. Opening gifts will never be the same. I hear the screams...





























Yes, I did. Sorry I didn't reply to this message earlier. I haven't been using Goodreads much lately.