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St John Morris writes comedy and a strange psychedelic brand of comic fantasy. His mind is constantly whirling with the strange and the surreal. He regularly plays cribbage with non-sequiturs and he wears a Easter bonnet made from absurdity.

His debut comedy novel The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris has been described as "A cross between The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Alice in Wonderland on Acid".

St John Morris was born at home in Benk Road, Urbia on 24th June 1966. The addition of St John to the Morris family was somewhat unexpected, coming as it did some fifteen years after the birth of Leopold, the youngest of his older brothers. St John arrived at 7:38 pm to a lukewarm welcome due to his father's imminent completion of a full
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The use of juxtaposition in comedy writing to contrast the beautiful and the ugly and satirise the arseholes who think the phrase cockbreath is, in itself, an indication of a statement which is without any merit.

In comedy writing, juxtaposition can be an effective literary device. It can be used to contrast the beautiful and the ugly, the complex and the simple, and the considered and the unthinking.

Here is example of how I used juxtaposition to parody the use of profanity and toilet humour as a short-cut to humour.

Anyone can say the word "mother f**cker or "sh*t" to get a cheap laugh and this is, perhaps Read more of this blog post »
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Published on January 09, 2014 13:26 Tags: absurdism, comedy-blog, juxtapositon, satire
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“Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.”
St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

“Next door but one is Quinlan Broddle, a Viceroy with a fear of gardens. So much so that he sold his garden to Virgin Atlantic and his erstwhile front lawn is now a runway where miniature helicopters and packets of crisps undertake sorties to 1940’s Dresden where they have made several dozen unsuccessful attempts to rescue the Quaker Oats man, who is being held captive by the SS on the basis that his hair looks like ice cream.”
St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

“Next door to the Bensons is Emmet Frag, a retired pacemaker who is credited with inventing the notion of happiness. He’s currently working on a method for categorising ducks based on their singing voice. He’s also the owner of the world’s largest collection of tenor geese.”
St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
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“What have you got in there you little bastard?”
St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

“You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!”
St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

“Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.”
St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

“St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i.”
St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

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