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James Finn Garner
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August 2010
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Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
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1994
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3 editions
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Once Upon a More Enlightened Time: More Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
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1995
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9 editions
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Politically Correct Holiday Stories: For an Enlightened Yuletide Season
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1995
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16 editions
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Politically Correct: The Ultimate Storybook
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1995
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10 editions
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Apocalypse Wow!: A Memoir for the End of Time
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1997
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14 editions
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Tea Party Fairy Tales
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2012
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Honk Honk, My Darling (Rex Koko, Private Clown, #1)
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2011
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5 editions
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Double Indignity (Rex Koko, Private Clown, #2)
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2014
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3 editions
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The Wet Nose of Danger (Rex Koko, Private Clown Book 3)
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2014
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4 editions
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Contes de Nadal políticament correctes
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published
1995
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3 editions
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“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.”
― Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.”
― Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
“The emperor is naked!"
The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!”
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The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!”
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“He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.”
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| Chicks On Lit: Funniest Book Ever! | 44 | 206 | Sep 08, 2011 03:30PM | |
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“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.”
― Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.”
― Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
“The emperor is naked!"
The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!”
―
The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!”
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“He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.”
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“Alas, if worth be based on beauty,
Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.”
― Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.”
― Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
“While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.”
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