Ian Martin
Goodreads Author
Born
in Cape Town, South Africa
Website
Genre
Influences
Mostly cheap wine, and maybe a dash of brandy or gin when the going ge
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Member Since
May 2010
URL
https://www.goodreads.com/ianmartin
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Unhinged: A Parody
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Pop-Splat
4 editions
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2008
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Henry Fuckit's Nursing Notes
2 editions
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2010
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Kikaffir: A Black Comedy
4 editions
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2011
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Henry Leaves the Womb (The Life of Henry Fuckit Book 1)
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2011
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So You Think You Can Be Prime Minister
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Sell Me A Gun
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2013
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Gotcha!
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2011
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Henry Goes South (The Life of Henry Fuckit Book 2)
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2011
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The Van Bivi Logbook: Tales from Travels in a Ford Escort Van
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“You never know what’s lurking in the bloodstream, or skulking under the foreskin, or squatting in the liver, or flitting hither and thither from branch to branch in the bronchial forest.”
― Henry Fuckit's Nursing Notes
― Henry Fuckit's Nursing Notes
“Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.”
― Pop-Splat
― Pop-Splat
“My mission is to offend and insult the bourgeois defenders of the status quo, and entertain those who enjoy sex, violence and sick humour in their face and without apology.”
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“My mission is to offend and insult the bourgeois defenders of the status quo, and entertain those who enjoy sex, violence and sick humour in their face and without apology.”
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“Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.”
― Pop-Splat
― Pop-Splat
“Ever met a sympathetic doctor? No ways. They’re always impatient, glancing at the watch, calculating the price of your sickness against the price of another pair of shoes for the bitch wife with the reluctant cunt.”
― Henry Fuckit's Nursing Notes
― Henry Fuckit's Nursing Notes
“You never know what’s lurking in the bloodstream, or skulking under the foreskin, or squatting in the liver, or flitting hither and thither from branch to branch in the bronchial forest.”
― Henry Fuckit's Nursing Notes
― Henry Fuckit's Nursing Notes

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Glad it arrived sooner than I expected. Yes,the sight of foreign stamps is becoming something of a nostalgia trip. The romance of childhood fantasies,exotic adventures.
Finally got round to reading to 'Kikaffir' and loved it, but then I have a rather sick sense of humour!