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Jayde Ver Elst

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in Johannesburg, South Africa

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http://www.roughtoiletpaper.com

Genre

Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy

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June 2014

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Is there maybe a new book coming sometimes in the near future?

Jayde Ver Elst There is! I've a lofty little manuscript "completed" for some time now, the only knicker in my knackers is my dearest publisher is on "Hiatus" and fin…moreThere is! I've a lofty little manuscript "completed" for some time now, the only knicker in my knackers is my dearest publisher is on "Hiatus" and finding another is proving.........less than delightful.

For now I sling it about to any open markets and agents like some sort of literary whore. Hopefully I'll find someone keen soon, or my previous publisher will sort of........undie.

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Why oh why haven't you published a novel in such a long time?

Jayde Ver Elst Oh dearest me I know, I really know. This question stirrs my little heart too, so much so you just had to ask didn't you?

Mental instability I'm displa…moreOh dearest me I know, I really know. This question stirrs my little heart too, so much so you just had to ask didn't you?

Mental instability I'm displaying aside, my next work has been completed for quite some time already. Unfortunately, publishers who accept submissions haven't panned out in the giving a flying shit department, and my previous publisher has well, other issues at hand.

Worse yet it apparently murders recipients. This is a SLIGHT setback, as receiving even mere feedback before notices of suicides or funeral arrangements has been spotty at best.

Any publisher with poor judg-, an open mind, is welcome to contact me for a submission of it. Hell, at this rate any suicidal readers are welcome too as I've almost given up on this work seeing the light of day and have begun another - perhaps mildly less murderous - work.

(Also, it's probably terrible, but I think my friend circle largely died before they figured that out so win-win.)(less)

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	Usu 4.05 avg rating — 19 ratings — published 2014 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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