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Mel Odious

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Humor and Comedy, Classics, Fiction

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June 2018

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So goodreads wants my biographical information? Where I was born? Childhood stories about first pets? Teenaged stories about first cars? Why don't I just give you my mother's maiden name?

I've read Hansel and Gretel. I know how the dark web works. This open invitation to tell the whole world about me just so I can sell a book can't be much different from a house in the woods made of iced chocolate.

But I'm going to spill my whole life here anyway:

1. I did not break the Ozinskie's ornamental bird bath in New Brunswick, New Jersey in 1967.

2. I was the second-most-paddled boy in the seventh grade in North Canton, Ohio in 1976.

3. I stole Meadowlark Lemon's Burger King straw while he was taking a restroom break from signing autographs at a mall i ...more

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	Several Alternative Days in the Life of POTUS 45: A dispatch of 1776 words according to National Parks Services estimates it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Advanced Physics and Popular Gardening Myths it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The True Story of the Killing of Oblama bin Llama (News from the Unincorporated Side of Town Book 2) liked it 3.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2011	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Christmas from The Bad Idea Catalog 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2013	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Flying Saucer Girls (News from the Unincorporated Side of Town Book 1) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2014	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Repossession of Resurrection Cemetery 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — published 2014	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Advanced Physics and Popular Gardening Myths: Quarantime Stories 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars