Ron Jockman

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Ron Jockman is a master of many arts, and currently living in southeast Africa. There, from his self-built home, he is teaching english to the less able and spreading stories of heroism and strength where it is needed most. He has daily book signings with the local people, and is seen as a Demi-God to the primitive tribes. Ron Jockman obtained his GED in the state of Maine circa 1986 and went on to get his Certificate of Achievement in the Creative Writing chapter of the local Monastery. Unfortunately, the monastery was later the target of arsonists, rendering his Certificate of Achievement void to the state of Maine, but Ron continues to take what he has learned in his time with the Monks of Maine (M.o.M.) and implement it very successfull ...more

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Ron Jockman Don't bother writing Science Fiction. I have a monopoly on it. I also have Star Wars Monopoly that my mom got me for Christmas two years ago.…moreDon't bother writing Science Fiction. I have a monopoly on it. I also have Star Wars Monopoly that my mom got me for Christmas two years ago.(less)
Ron Jockman I don't get 'ideas' for books, the books get ideas for me. The best legends often say to themselves, "Boy, I'd really like to be told to the world by …moreI don't get 'ideas' for books, the books get ideas for me. The best legends often say to themselves, "Boy, I'd really like to be told to the world by Ron Jockman, he'll know how to tell me correctly." The story lives in all of us but they choose me to be their outlet. It just so happens that recently I am just channeling the epic adventures and tales of the hairiest man in the solar system. (Women love hairy men, look it up.)(less)
Average rating: 3.39 · 56 ratings · 11 reviews · 2 distinct works
John Rockman and the Trials...

3.53 avg rating — 47 ratings — published 2012 — 5 editions
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2.67 avg rating — 9 ratings — published 2014 — 3 editions
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“Maria knew exactly what she was doing. She was falling down a garbage chute. That was about the extent of her knowledge, however.”
Ron Jockman, John Rockman and the Trials of Galactar by the Prince of Galactar

“The COMMAND CENTER was like any other spaceship control room; the amount of lights and buttons would astound any button/light maker, even one that wasn’t astounded easily. There were blue lights, red lights, green lights and rainbow lights, but mostly there were red lights because something was malfunctioning on spaceship JULIE.”
Ron Jockman, John Rockman and the Trials of Galactar by the Prince of Galactar

“The tunnel was large and sci-fi white and it led down into the palace under the street level. Rockman was a little wary but ready for any action, however, the other gladiators seemed at ease, so Rockman allowed himself to ease by five-percent. He was still eighty-five percent danger and ten-percent resolve. He had formerly been eighty-five percent danger and fifteen-percent resolve, but he took away a bit of resolve. He was still very much the same level of dangerous.”
Ron Jockman, John Rockman and the Trials of Galactar

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