Moctezuma Johnson's Blog

Dear Reader:

Ok, first my name: Moctezuma. Why LXIX? Well, the “famous” Moctezuma is actually Moctezuma II. He’s the one that let Hernan Cortez into the Nahuatl city of Tenochtitlan and inadvertently caused the fall of the Aztec Empire. I come way later and with erotic smutpunk in my splattering blood. So I am installment number 69. I write erotica but not just erotica. If you want the dime store brand of erotica with poor comma usage, name brands and billionaires dropped like birdshit from pigeons, and the same old pre-made cover art then I’m not your man. My erotica comes laced with hallucinogens, truth, Cthulhu, color, and science fiction. It’s smut with smarts. If you have a low IQ save yourself the trouble and don’t even bother trying to read me. Now, those of you still with me are my main bad-ass motherfuckers. And I’m all yours. I’m loyal to a fault (wait until you hear some of the mistakes I’ve made thanks to that!) and I’m used to being on the outside looking in. I’m weird and smart and attract all kinds of people from any background as long as you fit one requirement: be your weird ass self. Once you’ve got that box ticked off I’ll bet you love my work and I will love you as a reader and we will both wonder why the fuck you we hadn’t found each other before.

Read more from the King of Erotic Smutpunk

Smutpunk What the F@ck is it? by Kat Crimson

'Nuff Said True Believers

To all True Believers,

There have been a few SMUTPUNK books out in 2015 and 2016 so let me give you a few links if you don't mind.

Callie Press

Tonguing Tromp: (Alpha Billionaire, Cuckold, Topical, Political, 2016 Presidential Election, Erotic, Romance, Domination, Current Events)
Hot Wife Lyssa: Bundle #1
Me Under Glass: Hot Wife Lyssa's Confessions #5
The book that may have started it all: Butterface: A Halloween Tale

And by me, of course:
Moctezuma Johnson

Dump the Futa President: Making America Great Again, Holmes
The Nose: The Secret to Everlasting Love
Romancing the Hot Stone: An Asian Futa Massage Parlor and Yoga Studio Romantic Comedy
The book that firmly established SMUTPUNK as a thing: The Battle for Alien Relish: How the Five Hive restored the Funk
Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

Need more info about smutpunk?

The SMUTPUNK Zone by Ardent Rose on Mr. Blackthorne's Site
Huh? I still don't know what SMUTPUNK is! by Jamie McLachlan
The SMUTPUNK zone by Ardent Rose on her blog
The Smutpunk Manifesto by Callie Press
The Smutpunk Manifesto by Moctezuma Johnson

My new website is up and running. Go there to get a free book or purchase some of my best work. The link is below. You can read my books in seconds.


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If you're interested in getting an ARC please say the word. I would appreciate all bloggers, reviewers, writers, readers, etc.

Literary Porn is still going.

I don't want to link my blog from blogspot here because I can write some pretty inappropriate stuff. Now that you've been forewarned, and if you're dying to know what exactly I write then check me out here at http://johnshon.blogspot.com/?GR

I'm a porno-literary writer so you can expect just about anything. Porn, literature, beautiful language, and/or truth. One thing you can count on is that I'll tell it like it is.

Also, if you haven't read one of my books, please check them out:

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At the beginning stages (stay tuned for more)