Dave Ives's Blog
December 30, 2020
The best ‘Why I didn’t show up for work’ excuse.
Need an excuse for missing work? Here’s one. NOTE: I’m writing the follow-up to my current book, ‘The Adventures of an Air Force Medic.’ My ‘work in progress’ answers the question, ‘What crazy adventure does Sean Mitchell (main character) get up to next?’ This article is a snippet from my first draft. Setting: Ohio State […]
Published on December 30, 2020 20:59
How do you know when you’re old?
Answer: When your daughter makes it official! I recently discovered I’m old. Let me tell you how this discovery came about. It happened one early evening. I sat in the comfortable chair in our living room, quietly watching TV, minding my own business, not bothering anyone, causing no trouble, and generally, being a ‘good boy.’ […]
Published on December 30, 2020 20:12
December 27, 2020
Accidental Parenting
What do you call it when your kids take your ‘joking’ advice, use it, and it works? Many years ago my daughter Chez came home from high school and announced, “Teacher says I have to wear navy blue pants. These black pants are not allowed.” We had just arrived in England. My daughter’s new school […]
Published on December 27, 2020 21:52
December 21, 2020
Night Shift Medical Ward Checklist
It never got approved, I wonder why? As a young air force medic, I remember writing a ‘new and improved’ medical ward night shift checklist. I couldn’t wait to show my boss, Staff Sergeant (SSgt) Elen, when she arrived with the rest of the day staff team in the morning. When I presented my ‘awesome’ […]
Published on December 21, 2020 21:35
November 8, 2020
September 13, 2020
Meeting the First Shirt
And, telling the truth is overrated, sometimes it’s best to leave ‘truth’ alone, don’t mess with it. This seemed like one of those occasions. This is an excerpt from my book, ‘The Adventures of an Air Force Medic.” It’s based on my two years as an air force medic in northern California back in the […]
Published on September 13, 2020 16:38
September 1, 2020
How do you create fiction from your real life story?
Not sure of the best way, but here’s how I did it. My book, Dreams of the Philippines: Escape from Clark Air Base, is fiction but based on a trip I took to the Philippines as a young air force lieutenant way back in 1989. Here’s the promo video I made for the book. The […]
Published on September 01, 2020 19:03
August 18, 2020
How do you make a promo video for your book.
Not sure of the best way, but here’s what I did. I’m in the marketing phase of my latest book and discovered a few things about making a promo video that you may find helpful for your book marketing efforts. First of all, here’s the promo video I created. Before I share how I made […]
Published on August 18, 2020 23:52
August 5, 2020
Urine Sample Surprise
I’ve been doing this gag for years; haven’t got it wrong yet! This is an excerpt from my book, ‘The Adventures of an Air Force Medic.” It’s based on my two years as an air force medic in northern California back in the early ’80s. SSgt. Elen Takahashi carried a lot of clout on the […]
Published on August 05, 2020 20:19
July 29, 2020
How Stephen King Solved my Plot Problem
I’m in the throes of writing my fourth book. It’s fiction but based on a trip I took to the Philippines way back in 1989 while a junior officer in the US Air Force. I have a bunch of stories I want to share but here’s the rub … how do I connect them? How […]
Published on July 29, 2020 17:10