Zachary C. Parker is a staff writer at Privateer Press where he writes for the award-winning WARMACHINE and HORDES tabletop miniatures games. He is a graduate of Bowling Green State University and a former editor for Shock Totem Magazine. In his free time he reads, murders people living inside his word processor, and tests the grandfather paradox with the time machine in his closet. He lives in Washington with his wife and obligatory cats.