Erika Instead's Blog

The Meat of The Thing (1982): The Thing digs your meat. The Thing wants to absorb your meat. Replicate your meat. Become your meat. 

Lady Terminator's Special Guest: Artist, musician, insomniac...Erik Wilson! If you're a fan of extreme horror writer, Edward Lee, you're probably already familiar with Erik's work. If not, feast your eyes on some of his beautiful cover art!


Ghouls (interior) The Haunter of the Threshold, Lucifer's Lottery, The Innswich Horror
If Erik's not already on your radar, he ...

The Meat of Electric Dragon 80.000 V (2001): There's not enough room in the city for both an Electric Dragon and a Thunderbolt Buddha! There can be only one! *CRACKLE* *ZAP* 


Lady Terminator's Special Guest: Author Jamie Grefe! All you have to do is take one look at the badass cover of Jamie's newest release to know you're in for a smutty slaughterfest!


Available Here!

I'm a huge exploitation fan and I absolute loved Domo ArigaDIE!!! You can check out more of my thoughts on it over on Goodreads.

I...

The Meat of Six-String Samurai (1998): Buddy just wants to be king but an orphaned kid, roving gangs of the wasteland, and Death himself aren't going to make this easy.

Lady Terminator's Special Guest: Author and editor, John Bruni! This dude writes the shit out of strange fiction. 
  Available on Amazon
And when he's not getting his own writing out there, he's editing pieces for StrangeHouse Books and their monster erotica imprint, MonstErection Publishing. Check out John's blog Tabard Inn: Tales ...

Eyeball Treat: Ghost Shark (2013)

First Time View? Yup! It was also a virgin viewing for my special guest, speculative fiction writer, Douglas Hackle! I struggled to come up with the perfect combination of adjectives to describe Douglas to the folks who are unfamiliar with him and his work. In the end, I decided his bio from Tall Tales with Short Cocks IV says everything you could possibly need to know.



Photo Credit: Amy Seymour Photography
There. Now I'm sure you and Douglas feel like old chums. ...

Eyeball Treat: Mutantis (2014)

First Time View? Yup! It was also a virgin viewing for my special guest, Danger_Slater! If you're a regular around these parts, you'll recognize him from this post on Street Trash. To refresh your probably not-so-fresh memory, this is Danger...



He's a witty bastard and when he's not adventuring on his trusty tapir, he puts words to paper. Sometimes those words involve Will Smith having cock-hands. You can check out some of those words here. 

Anywho.

The Meat of Mutan...

I'm going to tell you about some shit I like. 


Today's lucky shit is...Sick and Tiled!


What is this shit?

Bazooka Jenn is a cool chic and horror fan with a talent for designing kickass film inspired decor! She offers magnets, coasters, and plaques with quotes and art from movies like The Shining, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and American Psycho. Just take a look...


Raise a little hell with these sweet Hellraiser magnets!
Having trouble getting into the holiday spirit? These festive coasters shou...

Eyeball Treat: Blood Glacier (2013)

First Time View? Yup!
 
The Meat of It: The blood glacier looks like a refreshing beverage to local wildlife. The problem is that it contains organisms that take the DNA of the wildlife that drinks it and the DNA of anything in the wildlife's stomach and mixes it up into a creature cocktail.

Some Thoughts: I honestly thought with a title like Blood Glacier that this was going to be some crazy Sharknado -esque, Syfy Channel cheese. I was completely off on this ...

AKA Three Drunk Girls Go To The Movies




Eyeball Treat: FleshEater (1988)

First Time View? Yes! And actually, I have not one but TWO special guests on my blog today! And this was a first time view for each of them, too!  
The Meat of It:
Even animated Bill is pretty tits.
He just wants to make sure you get your fill of zombies. And awkward makeout scenes. And denim. And tractors. 
Seriously, I love this dude. If you've read my mission statement then you already ...

Eyeball Treat: Brain Damage (1988)

First Time View? Nope! This was another one I watched with those awesome folks over at Halloween Horror Club!

The Meat of It: Aylmer will get you high but you're going to have to pay him in brains. You won't care though because you'll be too busy enjoying yourself. Warning: Beware of Spoily Spoilers.   Here are five things I love about Brain Damage :


1. Aylmer. Of course #1 is Aylmer. He's the best thing ever! Just look at that little face!


Here's some more Ay...

Eyeball Treat: Witching and Bitching (2013)
Original Title:Las brujas de Zugarramurdi

First Time View? YES! The Meat of It: Women are bitches. Sometimes they're witches. 


Warning: Since this is a fairly new movie, I've tried not to include too many spoilers. But really, this movie is kickass. You should just go watch it.  

Here are five things I love about Witching & Bitching :


1. The Opening Action Sequence:


 


A bunch of mascots/street performers including Spongebob, Green Army Guy, Silver Jesus and h...