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May 31, 2021

Insatiable Nix - Chapter One

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Chapter 1

Nix could trace the downfall of their plans to the moment she ate the pizza guy. It wasn’t as if everything was all rainbows and puppies before this. Nix had been curating a mental list of complaints leading up to the matter. But ultimately, the cannibalism took them over the top.

The hunters she’d been traveling with found her squatting over a dead body in the foyer of their rental cabin.

Flesh had lodged between her teeth as she slurped and crunched. Her arms were elbow-deep in the guy’s warm entrails. Three steaming pepperoni pizzas were smooshed into the welcome mat and scattered down the front steps, adding a rich cheese-and-meat smell to the sharp, iron tang of the blood.

Her host body twitched, shivered, and jerked with adrenaline. She couldn’t calm the tremors, couldn’t be bothered to care. It was so hot, and she was so hungry.

On a normal day, the hunters would have pulled her off, attacked her, taken her down without a second thought. This day, not so much.

It must have been the sight of a partially eaten corpse when they’d expected Italian thin-crust that threw them. Or maybe it was the fact that their beloved kin, Elliot—Nix’s willing human doll—was the one chewing on a dead man’s dripping organs.

Daniel Whipsaw, a veteran who’d seen some shit and never once batted an eye, doubled over next to the staircase and puked. His adopted daughter, Rachel, stared with wide eyes. Nix-in-Elliot kept on chewing.

Not her best moment, she could admit that. Thing is, it wasn’t her fault. Okay…it’s not as though the guy’s throat accidentally fell into her mouth and she had an uncontrollable jaw spasm. But big-picture-wise, the whole situation had little to do with Nix and she was just sort of…there. Incidental. Unlucky. Blameless. Some individuals, who’d remain nameless, might have argued otherwise, but they weren’t sharing a ravenous body with her—they didn’t get it.

This was, in fairness, the kind of thing Nix had often threatened to do to people who pissed her off—usually in graphic detail to get the point across. But it was all showmanship.

She would threaten, idiotic humans would back off or give her what she wanted, and they’d all go their separate ways. Some of them died violent and entertaining deaths at her hands, but she’d never actually eaten any of them raw like this. What was she, an animal? If it wasn’t paired with a nice Chianti and prepared by a qualified chef, long pig was not on the menu. She did not sign up for this.

It wasn’t her nature that was responsible for this mess—it was Elliot’s, Lunatic Hunter Number 2, in order of age. Rachel was the youngest at a fresh-faced twenty, making her Number 3. She was the one Nix made the grave error of underestimating while riding around in her body until Rachel turned out to be a disturbingly powerful witch. Number 1—Danny, the burly old father figure of the group with vomit clinging to his beard—he was just an asshole, nothing special. But Number 2, harmless big-brother soldier boy, turning into a cannibal?

Nix hadn’t seen that one coming.

Unfortunately, since she was currently sharing his body, she was also sharing his meal.

The hunger had started slowly. Barely noticeable. So easy to overlook and underplay. It was nothing…until it was everything.



Insatiable Nix - Released June 29th, 2021. Find it on all platforms.
Amazon Kindle (US): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093B3T2P3
Amazon Kindle (CA): https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B093B3T2P3
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/insatiable-nix
Barnes & Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/insatiable-nix-jj-reichenbach/1139345926
Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/id1564377536

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April 27, 2021

Insatiable Nix - Chapter One

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Chapter 1


Nix could trace the downfall of their plans to the moment she ate the pizza guy. It wasn’t as if everything was all rainbows and puppies before this. Nix had been curating a mental list of complaints leading up to the matter. But ultimately, the cannibalism took them over the top.

The hunters she’d been traveling with found her squatting over a dead body in the foyer of their rental cabin.

Flesh had lodged between her teeth as she slurped and crunched. Her arms were elbow-deep in the guy’s warm entrails. Three steaming pepperoni pizzas were smooshed into the welcome mat and scattered down the front steps, adding a rich cheese-and-meat smell to the sharp, iron tang of the blood.

Her host body twitched, shivered, and jerked with adrenaline. She couldn’t calm the tremors, couldn’t be bothered to care. It was so hot, and she was so hungry.

On a normal day, the hunters would have pulled her off, attacked her, taken her down without a second thought. This day, not so much.

It must have been the sight of a partially eaten corpse when they’d expected Italian thin-crust that threw them. Or maybe it was the fact that their beloved kin, Elliot—Nix’s willing human doll—was the one chewing on a dead man’s dripping organs.

Daniel Whipsaw, a veteran who’d seen some shit and never once batted an eye, doubled over next to the staircase and puked. His adopted daughter, Rachel, stared with wide eyes. Nix-in-Elliot kept on chewing.

Not her best moment, she could admit that. Thing is, it wasn’t her fault. Okay…it’s not as though the guy’s throat accidentally fell into her mouth and she had an uncontrollable jaw spasm. But big-picture-wise, the whole situation had little to do with Nix and she was just sort of…there. Incidental. Unlucky. Blameless. Some individuals, who’d remain nameless, might have argued otherwise, but they weren’t sharing a ravenous body with her—they didn’t get it.

This was, in fairness, the kind of thing Nix had often threatened to do to people who pissed her off—usually in graphic detail to get the point across. But it was all showmanship.

She would threaten, idiotic humans would back off or give her what she wanted, and they’d all go their separate ways. Some of them died violent and entertaining deaths at her hands, but she’d never actually eaten any of them raw like this. What was she, an animal? If it wasn’t paired with a nice Chianti and prepared by a qualified chef, long pig was not on the menu. She did not sign up for this.

It wasn’t her nature that was responsible for this mess—it was Elliot’s, Lunatic Hunter Number 2, in order of age. Rachel was the youngest at a fresh-faced twenty, making her Number 3. She was the one Nix made the grave error of underestimating while riding around in her body until Rachel turned out to be a disturbingly powerful witch. Number 1—Danny, the burly old father figure of the group with vomit clinging to his beard—he was just an asshole, nothing special. But Number 2, harmless big-brother solider boy, turning into a cannibal?

Nix hadn’t seen that one coming.

Unfortunately, since she was currently sharing his body, she was also sharing his meal.

The hunger had started slowly. Barely noticeable. So easy to overlook and underplay. It was nothing…until it was everything.



Insatiable Nix - Released June 29th, 2021. Find it on all platforms.
Amazon Kindle (US): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093B3T2P3
Amazon Kindle (CA): https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B093B3T2P3
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/insatiable-nix
Barnes & Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/insatiable-nix-jj-reichenbach/1139345926
Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/id1564377536
Launch: https://bookmanager.com/1675575//?q=h.calevent&eid=12560
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October 10, 2018

May 14, 2018

Top 7 Tips for Writing the Perfect Villain

Check out some awesome tips for writing villains from a host of great authors, including yours truly, over at Scribbles, Quibbles, & Scrawlings: http://sqsreviews.com/tips/top-7-tips-for-writing-the-perfect-villain/

Thanks so much for hosting us, Ellen & SQS Reviews!

#writingvillains #writingtips #topwritingtips #darkfiction #amwriting #writerswrite @SQSreviews
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Published on May 14, 2018 09:30

April 4, 2017

How to Sell Dark Fiction to the Right Audience

As a horror author, the kind of stuff I write about often leads me to warn potential readers at book signings that, “No, seriously, this is not for kids.” You’d be shocked at how often this warning fails to deter them. Then, the conversation eventually devolves into me trying to explain, “I don’t care if you let your 8-year-old watch Walking Dead or Human Centipede, this book is not for kids!” Never in a million years did I anticipate having to persuade people not to buy my books. But this is, as it turns out, an aspect to consider when writing extremely dark fiction.
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Published on April 04, 2017 00:42

February 28, 2017

4 Best Tips for Writing Dark Fiction

For those not yet familiar with me, I’m what many would consider a walking contradiction. I’m young and female, generally sweet and nice. I love kids, puppies, and cute old people. Pictures of baby animals leave me in a happy little floor-puddle. But when I put my fingers on my keyboard, horrific things tend to happen. I don’t know why. I’ve tried not writing horror, but everything just ends up there. Romantic picnic plot? Slasher time! Fluffy bunny story? Bunny goes rabid and rips someone’s throat out.

I’ve self-published two books of a horror series so far, and all of my writing reflects this innate compulsion toward horror. I’m talking about making characters guzzle drain cleaner, shooting them point blank in the skull, dropping trucks on top of them, strangling them nearly to death during intimate moments, and the occasional hanging to round it all out. I like to mix it up, and of course, I love gory detail, so I don’t tend to hold back in that regard. Which leads me to my first tip about writing dark fiction: READ MORE ON L.M. DURAND'S BLOG http://lmdurand.com/jjreichenbach/
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Published on February 28, 2017 13:00

January 1, 2017

Two-Sentence Horror Stories: 21

Picture She cried at his funeral when they lowered an empty coffin into the ground. But all she did was smile when the stench led them to his hiding spot beneath the floorboards. #twosentencehorror #jjreichenbach
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Published on January 01, 2017 14:00

December 1, 2016

Two-Sentence Horror Stories: 20

Picture I thought I saw you on the subway again today. How is it that you still manage to haunt me when I'm the one who's dead? #twosentencehorror #jjreichenbach
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Published on December 01, 2016 13:00

November 1, 2016

Two-Sentence Horror Stories: 19

Picture "What's wrong with your eyes?" she asked me, face pale and finger shaking. When I looked into the mirror, someone else's eyes were staring back. #twosentencehorror #jjreichenbach
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Published on November 01, 2016 13:30

October 6, 2016

Notorious Nix - Story Snippet #17

Picture Notorious Nix - Now Available. Here's a glimpse at the story... #notoriousnix #jjreichenbach Order it here: https://www.amazon.com/Notorious-Nix-...
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Published on October 06, 2016 16:00