i believe—if i were young again like YOU, and YOU, and YOU—
i’d cash out my pension and social security, and start up a yogurt company.
with all due respect to the film industry,
i’d call my product, Humphrey Yogart,
and have flavors like African Queen, with a touch of romance and lemon,
and Casablanca, with a dash of piano and vanilla,
and Key Largo hinting of danger and pineapple.
silly boy that i be.
John E. Irby
April 9, 2018