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Here's Looking At You, Kid

i believe—if i were young again like YOU, and YOU, and YOU—

i’d cash out my pension and social security, and start up a yogurt company.

with all due respect to the film industry,
i’d call my product, Humphrey Yogart,

and have flavors like African Queen, with a touch of romance and lemon,

and Casablanca, with a dash of piano and vanilla,

and Key Largo hinting of danger and pineapple.

silly boy that i be.

John E. Irby
April 9, 2018
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Published on August 13, 2018 07:53 Tags: films, start-up, yogurt