K.F. Germaine

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K.F. Germaine

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Born
in Portland, OR, The United States
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Influences
Bill Watterson, Roald Dahl, Dean Koontz, and the lovely Tina Fey.

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November 2014

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KF Germaine lives in the Pacific Northwest and enjoys outdoor living and all things humorous. She grew up in a large, loud family, in which quick wit was essential for survival. She is a hobby writer, and full-time wife and mother of two little boys.


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K.F. Germaine Hi, Nini. The second book is still in the works but it's centered around Chance's character. …moreHi, Nini. The second book is still in the works but it's centered around Chance's character. (less)
K.F. Germaine Hi Lil,
Thanks for the question! At the this time I don't plans to write a story for Jack as lead. He will be in book two. If the inspiration strikes …more
Hi Lil,
Thanks for the question! At the this time I don't plans to write a story for Jack as lead. He will be in book two. If the inspiration strikes and I have a good plot, that might change. (less)
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Devious Minds 2

Hi all,

I just wanted to drop a note that I hope to have Devious Minds #2 published in the spring of next year. I'm know it's been a while since my last work, but writing is not my full-time gig and life has other plans sometimes. I hope to bring you a humorous love-story worthy of Syd and Grey.

Thanks for your patience,
KF
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“She's mine.
I mean, she's mine to fuck with.”
K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.”
KF Germaine, Devious Minds

“God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years. For the next fifteen years. So once.”
KF Germaine, Devious Minds

“Do your thing and don't care if they like it.”
Tina Fey, Bossypants

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”
Robert A. Heinlein
tags: rah

“Elmore Leonard's Ten Rules of Writing

1. Never open a book with weather.
2. Avoid prologues.
3. Never use a verb other than "said" to carry dialogue.
4. Never use an adverb to modify the verb "said”…he admonished gravely.
5. Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose.
6. Never use the words "suddenly" or "all hell broke loose."
7. Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.
8. Avoid detailed descriptions of characters.
9. Don't go into great detail describing places and things.
10. Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip.

My most important rule is one that sums up the 10.

If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it.”
Elmore Leonard

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”
Kurt Vonnegut

“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”
Gary Provost

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