,
Sloane Crosley

Sloane Crosley’s Followers (2,633)

member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
member photo
Jessica
4,690 books | 10 friends

Heather...
692 books | 74 friends

Macken
894 books | 61 friends

J.
J.
2,340 books | 503 friends

Steve W...
424 books | 32 friends

Janelle...
10,297 books | 3,152 friends

Michael...
679 books | 171 friends

Donna F...
2,357 books | 4,997 friends

More friends…

Sloane Crosley

Goodreads Author


Born
in The United States
Website

Twitter

Genre

Member Since
August 2015


Sloane Crosley is the author of the novels Cult Classic and The Clasp, as well as three books of essays collections, most recently Look Alive Out There and the New York Times bestsellers I Was Told There'd Be Cake and How Did You Get This Number. A two-time finalist for the Thurber Prize for American Humor, her work has been selected for numerous anthologies. Her next book, Grief Is for People, will be out in early 2024. A contributing editor at Vanity Fair, she lives in New York City.
...more

Average rating: 3.49 · 112,946 ratings · 13,897 reviews · 24 distinct worksSimilar authors
I Was Told There'd Be Cake:...

3.47 avg rating — 41,897 ratings — published 2008 — 29 editions
Rate this book
Clear rating
Cult Classic

3.28 avg rating — 22,323 ratings — published 2022 — 14 editions
Rate this book
Clear rating
Grief Is for People

3.84 avg rating — 17,024 ratings — published 2024 — 10 editions
Rate this book
Clear rating
How Did You Get This Number...

3.53 avg rating — 13,116 ratings — published 2010 — 17 editions
Rate this book
Clear rating
Look Alive Out There

3.77 avg rating — 7,841 ratings — published 2018
Rate this book
Clear rating
The Clasp

3.04 avg rating — 8,375 ratings — published 2015 — 29 editions
Rate this book
Clear rating
Up the Down Volcano

3.58 avg rating — 725 ratings — published 2011
Rate this book
Clear rating
The Best American Travel Wr...

by
3.60 avg rating — 609 ratings — published 2011 — 7 editions
Rate this book
Clear rating
Sad Stuff on The Street

by
3.44 avg rating — 66 ratings
Rate this book
Clear rating
The Pony Problem

4.20 avg rating — 30 ratings
Rate this book
Clear rating
More books by Sloane Crosley…

Related News

According to the calendar, we’re already halfway through 2024. That means it’s time for our annual midyear check-in, where we suss out...
534 likes · 226 comments
Need another excuse to treat yourself to a new book this week? We've got you covered with the buzziest new releases of the day, according to early...
36 likes · 11 comments
Another year of books has come and gone, bringing those melancholy feelings of time passing, things changing, and mortality looming. The...
852 likes · 415 comments
Cult Classic
Sloane Crosley is currently reading
by Sloane Crosley (Goodreads Author)
bookshelves: currently-reading
Rate this book
Clear rating

Sloane Crosley Sloane Crosley said: " Cult Classic features clear font, modest margins and straight lines (zero wobbles). I found it to be a smooth reading experience and hope you’ll feel the same. "

 
Quotes by Sloane Crosley  (?)
Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. (Learn more)

“Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. ”
Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays
tags: life

“If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can’t afford to be with them. It’s not worth the price, even though, just like the Tiffany catalog, no one tells you what the price is. You set it yourself, and if you’re lucky it’s reasonable. You have a sense of when you’re about to go bankrupt. Your own sense of self-worth takes the wheel and says, Enough of this shit. Stop making excuses. No one’s that busy at work. No one’s allergic to whipped cream. There are too cell phones in Sweden. But most people don’t get lucky. They get human. They get crushes. This means you irrationally mortgage what little logic you own to pay for this one thing. This relationship is an impulse buy, and you’ll figure out if it’s worth it later.”
Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number: Essays

“I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you want on your body for the rest of your life instead of just wandering into a tattoo parlor on some idle Sunday and saying, 'I feel like I should have one of these suckers by now. I'll take a thorny rose and a "MOM" anchor, please. No, not that one--the big one.”
Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays

Polls

More...

Topics Mentioning This Author

No comments have been added yet.