RECKONING OF THE BEAST - Beta/ARCs
http://dl.bookfunnel.com/ep8z0b7doz
It's the moment you've all been waiting for ever since you finished reading this opening sentence . . .
*long suspenseful drum roll*
And now folks, without any further delays! What you've all been waiting for . . .
Umm . . . wait . . . pay attention! I already posted the link to the Beta/ARC copy of RECKONING OF THE BEAST at the top of this post, so like why are you guys still reading this nonsensical drivel? Seriously, I got shit to do so stop reading this . . . okay, if you keep reading this then I have to keep writing it.
But wouldn't you rather I be working on ASYLUM?! Paladins Cycle #3!
More doom, gloom, laughs, cries, fights, and freaky-reaky squirmy outta-this-world things straight from my head and into yours -- don't worry, i'm totally safe for psionic transmissions, so no need for your local psychic (who may or may not live in a trailer) to give you a psionic-transmitted disease test. Seriously, it's a rip-off, don't do it!
Instead, save your money for ASYLUM!
Oh, and tell all your friends about NUMBER and RECKONING!*
*The authors are not liable for any loss of friends or being written out of any family wills, or divorces, future or current drug abuse, lost car keys, or loss jobs, migraines, unusual scarring, bleeding, and excessive salivation during sleep.
Play it again, God!
http://dl.bookfunnel.com/ep8z0b7doz
It's the moment you've all been waiting for ever since you finished reading this opening sentence . . .
*long suspenseful drum roll*
And now folks, without any further delays! What you've all been waiting for . . .
Umm . . . wait . . . pay attention! I already posted the link to the Beta/ARC copy of RECKONING OF THE BEAST at the top of this post, so like why are you guys still reading this nonsensical drivel? Seriously, I got shit to do so stop reading this . . . okay, if you keep reading this then I have to keep writing it.
But wouldn't you rather I be working on ASYLUM?! Paladins Cycle #3!
More doom, gloom, laughs, cries, fights, and freaky-reaky squirmy outta-this-world things straight from my head and into yours -- don't worry, i'm totally safe for psionic transmissions, so no need for your local psychic (who may or may not live in a trailer) to give you a psionic-transmitted disease test. Seriously, it's a rip-off, don't do it!
Instead, save your money for ASYLUM!
Oh, and tell all your friends about NUMBER and RECKONING!*
*The authors are not liable for any loss of friends or being written out of any family wills, or divorces, future or current drug abuse, lost car keys, or loss jobs, migraines, unusual scarring, bleeding, and excessive salivation during sleep.
Play it again, God!
http://dl.bookfunnel.com/ep8z0b7doz
Published on March 23, 2016 07:53
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