Something happened to me, on this 39th anniversary of my birth.

What?

I looked around, and I thought, is this real life?

Is what real life?

Have I been doing things wrong this whole time?

Doing what wrong?

Have I been rooting for the wrong team?

Quit it with the sports metaphors.

ARE CATS BETTER THAN DOGS??

Don’t say it

I can’t

Say What???

JK APRIL FOOLS ETC DOGS RULE CATS DROOL HA HA HA AND THANK YOU TO TRIXIE AND MY SISTER FOR SENDING ME CAT PICS.