What Trump Would Really Do
Trump recently said that all of his policy positions are all merely suggestions. Starting points in the deal making process. In other words, he’s lying. So, what might he really do?
Suggestion – “Build a wall.”Final Deal – Build a Wal-Mart. The Hispanics, who love me by the way, love Wal-Mart.
Suggestion – “Total and complete shutdown on Muslims entering the country.”Final Deal – Total and complete shutdown on Michael J. Fox entering the country. He’s pathetic and weak, like that disgraceful New York Times reporter.
Suggestion – “Higher taxes for the rich.”Final Deal – Higher taxes for Richmond. Political correctness is sad, folks. Richmond was a great confederate capital. Total disaster now.
Suggestion – “Put American workers first.”Final Deal – Put American workers first in line behind Chinese workers making my products.
Suggestion – “McCain’s not a war hero. I like people that weren’t captured.”Final Deal – I like people that weren’t capt…ain and Tennille. Love will tear us apart, believe me.
Suggestion – “No guns in the classroom.”Final Deal – No guns for Dick Cheney. I said I could shoot a person and still win, but Cheney already did that. Shot him right in the face, people.
Suggestion – “Women having abortions should receive some sort of punishment.”Final Deal – Women having abortions should receive some sort of Punky Brewster t-shirt. My daughters, who I totally want to date, by the way, loved that show.
Suggestion – “Nabisco will make Oreos in the United States.”Final Deal – Nabisco will make Oreos for Chris Christie.
Suggestion – “Deport all illegal immigrants.”Final Deal – Deport all illegal immigrants’ taco bowls. Some of them, I assume, bring decent taco bowls, but most are full of drugs. Trump Tower makes the best. Believe me.
Suggestion – “I’m using my own money to run for president.”Final Deal – I used Sheldon Adelson’s money to run for president. He’s rich, okay? Maybe the only person richer than me stupid enough to finance me.
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Suggestion – “Build a wall.”Final Deal – Build a Wal-Mart. The Hispanics, who love me by the way, love Wal-Mart.
Suggestion – “Total and complete shutdown on Muslims entering the country.”Final Deal – Total and complete shutdown on Michael J. Fox entering the country. He’s pathetic and weak, like that disgraceful New York Times reporter.
Suggestion – “Higher taxes for the rich.”Final Deal – Higher taxes for Richmond. Political correctness is sad, folks. Richmond was a great confederate capital. Total disaster now.
Suggestion – “Put American workers first.”Final Deal – Put American workers first in line behind Chinese workers making my products.
Suggestion – “McCain’s not a war hero. I like people that weren’t captured.”Final Deal – I like people that weren’t capt…ain and Tennille. Love will tear us apart, believe me.
Suggestion – “No guns in the classroom.”Final Deal – No guns for Dick Cheney. I said I could shoot a person and still win, but Cheney already did that. Shot him right in the face, people.Suggestion – “Women having abortions should receive some sort of punishment.”Final Deal – Women having abortions should receive some sort of Punky Brewster t-shirt. My daughters, who I totally want to date, by the way, loved that show.
Suggestion – “Nabisco will make Oreos in the United States.”Final Deal – Nabisco will make Oreos for Chris Christie.Suggestion – “Deport all illegal immigrants.”Final Deal – Deport all illegal immigrants’ taco bowls. Some of them, I assume, bring decent taco bowls, but most are full of drugs. Trump Tower makes the best. Believe me.
Suggestion – “I’m using my own money to run for president.”Final Deal – I used Sheldon Adelson’s money to run for president. He’s rich, okay? Maybe the only person richer than me stupid enough to finance me.Get my new novel, The End of the World Is Rye, at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, IndieBound, your favorite bookstore or check it out at your local library! Look for it on Goodreads and Facebook.
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