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photo courtesy Rent-A-Ruminant

So I am sure there are all kinds of merits to goat-powered crop control, and I am sure it's environmentally friendly, and they're completely adorable, and all of that — but even if the entire industry didn't exist, someone would have to invent it, if only to be able to have a company named "Rent-a-ruminant."[via]

Meanwhile, The Onion provides the goat's side of the story.

Rupa Bhattacharya, Culinary Writer