This post was inspired by Tatiana Vila (The Ylem)

So... Tatiana Vila, author of The Ylem, makes this post today about the faces she makes in photographs. It is hilarious and the faces are AWESOME! I LOVED them! It made me start thinking about some of the weird quirks that I have.

My story isn't nearly as funny, and I don't have any pictures, but this is one of my weird quirks. I CANNOT go under a train trestle without placing at least one hand against the roof of my car/truck/mode of transport.

It all started when I was a teenager. My first car (which I still own) was/is a '78 Pontiac Trans Am with T-tops. Whenever I would drive under a train trestle, I would jokingly put my hand on the metal bar between the tops and claim I had to hold the roof up so we wouldn't get squished. Why? Who the hell knows. I was a teenager, whaddya want?

So I did this through all my high-school years. It was one of my trademarks. I did it in my car. I did it in other peoples cars. I did it with my parents (who wondered if I was on drugs. People who aren't high don't do those kinds of things, you know?!) It became a habit....Then it became a necessity.

My weird brain suddenly started to wonder if the reason I got through highs-chool without getting squished was because of my odd little ritual. I became paranoid about it. What if I forgot one day? I didn't want to get squished!


Fast forward *muffled number* years, and here I am. I STILL do it. I can't HELP it! Now I have a husband and kids - I can't let them get squished, now can I?! The only thing that's different now is I try to hide it from my kids (I don't need them having my weird little quirks. Let them develop their own!) So what I do is I "brush something off the ceiling." Or sometimes I have to "check the dome light." My husband just grins behind his hand and doesn't look me in the eye. My husband has known me since shortly after high-school. He knows the truth. Thankfully, he doesn't say a word. And lucky for us all, he's never tried to stop me. ;-)
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Published on June 17, 2011 18:07
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