I've been a pretty vocal fan of The Vampire Diaries. It's got action, romance, hot vampire brothers who like to take baths and then walk around half-naked. What's not to like? Most of my twitter followers get a front row seat to the show (whether they like it or not) but for everyone who isn't on Twitter, I've decided to post little recaps so you can join in the fun.


[View the story "TVD Season 5 Premiere" on Storify]TVD Season 5 PremiereMy live tweet-commentary on the premiere of Season 5 of The Vampire Diaries

Storified by Minx Malone · Fri, Oct 12 2012 08:26:09

I'm SO ready for The Vampire Diaries tonight. Having Damon withdrawal. And no-shirt Stefan withdrawal. #TVD #fbMinx MaloneStay tuned! Live tweet commentary on The Vampire Diaries coming soon! #TVD #TeamDamon #fbMinx MaloneChampagne with The Vampire Diaries? Don't mind if I do! #TVD http://instagr.am/p/QqVQqMQeX4/Minx MaloneOMG what is going on?!! Can Caroline have one episode where she's not kidnapped! #TVD The Vampire Diaries #fbMinx MaloneStefan does what's right. Damon does what's right for Elena. Which is why I'm #TeamDamon #TVD The Vampire Diaries #fbMinx Malone"I Don't Deserve You." OMG yes you do!!! #TeamDamon #TVD The Vampire Diaries #fbMinx Malone.@ShariSlade I hope she remembers all of it!! #TVDMinx MaloneI am quickly starting to like Klaus. BADASS #TVD The Vampire Diaries #fbMinx MaloneNo one really cares what happens we all want to see Elena and one or both brothers in some sexy vampire sex http://is.gd/WXjCe7 #GetGluemirabel phillips@bombshell_ify Exactly!Minx Malone@MinxMalone yep u know that's ritemirabel phillipsI swear if she fries in the sun b/c of these bullish!t council members... #WelcomeBackTVD #VampireDiaries #fbMinx MaloneBonnie's voodoo shit be scaring meARTPOP †.@TweetM0nster RIGHT!Minx MaloneBonnie looks really creepy right now. *me skeered* #WelcomeBackTVD #VampireDiaries #fbMinx Malone@MinxMalone She always looks creepyAngie SerranoDid he just try to rip his own heart out? THIS IS TOO INTENSE. #WelcomeBackTVD #Vampire Diaries #fbMinx MaloneWhy does everything bad always happen to Bonnie? Boooo#WelcomeBackTVD #Vampire DiariesMinx MaloneGo Elena!! Now, take advantage of being on top of Damon..#WelcomeBackTVD #Vampire DiariesMinx MaloneYes! RT @MinxMalone: Go Elena!! Now, take advantage of being on top of Damon..#WelcomeBackTVD #Vampire DiariesShari Slade@MinxMalone OMG, this episode is covered with crazysauce. sooo good.Shari SladeElena remembers everything?! Oh SHIT! #TeamDamon #WelcomeBackTVD #VampireDiariesMinx Malone"I'll be with you forever. One day at a time." Stefan really does love Elena so much. *sigh* #WelcomeBackTVD #VampireDiariesMinx MaloneHoly shitstick!! That's the ending?!?! #WelcomeBackTVD #VampireDiariesMinx Malone@MinxMalone Haha I knew I wasn't the only one that says shitstick. :)Trina M. Lee@TrinaMLee That was the only thing I could think of! LOLMinx Malone