What does a writer and editor do who needs more cash and is a cracker jack at events?

He gets ordained. That's right, gang. If you need a wedding officiant I am currently available. I do traditional weddings (with or without mention of deity), unusual weddings in unusual places, and I also am honored to marry same-sex partners.

I'm located in Salt Lake City but am willing to travel within reason. My first two ceremonies will be free. (If you're happy with my services, I'll ask you to recommend...