8.00pm

I���ll be disappointed if Reservoir Mum isn���t high on the chlorinated steam rising from the spa bath at her mid week all expenses paid Sports Medicine conference at Hepburn Springs right now but all I can really think of, as the time creeps on towards 8pm, is the long night ahead where I���ll be juggling the ever-waking Tyson and Maki solo and that���s why I pause just before turning their light off to try for something a little sneaky: