Guys, she’s got her eye on us. For reals.

Listen, I know this is a complete 180 from my usual posts, but I’ve had a maddening cold this past week and basically all I’ve done is sit in bed and think about the Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris breakup because clearly I need to get out more. #dontjudge

But here’s the thing. A few weeks back I was half-asleep at night and all of a sudden I thought, clear as day,they are still together. This is an epic troll-projec...