I was minding my own business the other day, happily grooming my silky self, when I noticed my human was muttering to himself while reading something on his computer screen. I glanced up and, whoa Nellie, there were pictures of one of my feline brethren in a bathtub looking bedraggled and sodden. My human said, “Hey, Sophie, how would you like a bath?”

Seriously?

There’s only one thing you have to remember when it comes to giving a cat a bath: DON’T DO IT!

I’m under the bed where I’ll stay until my human forgets this silly idea and remembers that the only purpose for a faucet is for lapping fresh water and the only purpose for a sink is to curl up and nap.

Later,

Sophie