Introducing Author Susan Stec


Steam up a witchy tale. 

Ingredients: 1 good witch who makes majorly stupid relationship choicesA warlock with control issuesA vintage Mustang
Preparation:
In a well-ventilated garage, toss the witch into a large cauldron with a *Bunsen burner set on high.
Add a warlock with control issues, and a  vintage Mustang: red with black interior.Stir vigorously.
Put-A-Lid-On-The-Cauldron! Bring the mixture to a rapid boil.(Don't go all wonky when the warlock's Mustang bursts into flames)Let the mixture stew for, oh, 3 seconds (or until you hear loud furry-animal noises), and open the lid.Wallah! You have conjured up a black cat!*!* Remove the cat (don't freak out if the cat starts cussing at you. The witch is inside the cat).*!* Now back away from the cauldron.


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* A Bunsen burner, named after Robert Bunsen, is a common piece of laboratory equipment that produces a single open gas flame, which is used for heating, sterilization, and combustion .
*!* Said cat may be extremely angry so handle with care (I suggest you shove it into a pillowcase and tie up the opening)... just sayin'.
*!* The warlock is about to jump out. When he sees his beautiful Mustang burning he's going to be really, really angry. He will be less apt to turn you into a toad if you hand him the cat in the pillowcase--not your problem if he takes the trapped witch 200 miles from home and dumps her.
USA Today Bestselling Author Susan Stec loves laughing with her daughters, class B horror flicks... and rainy days. She's addicted to electronics, dark chocolate, vintage eyeglass frames, and fuzzy warm socks.
There isn't just one thing she's passionate about: 
"Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment." - Barry LePatner (Color me experienced!)

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead~~Oscar Wilde

Clowns are human travesties buried under layers of pancake makeup and enticing Crayola-colored clothing.~~~Susan Stec

"You got to kick at the darkness 'till it bleeds daylight ~ Bruce Cockburn

The higher the building the lower the morals~~Noel Coward

After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box- Italian proverb

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today ~~James Dean

Wherever I'm going, I want to be laughing when I get there ~Jeni Decker-Lopez, The Infinitely Infinite Jest

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Published on October 20, 2016 00:47
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