I didn’t quite realize this problem was a pandemic (bigger than an epidemic; I’m doing a school project on zombies infectious diseases). The problem is that readers decide to skip to the last page of a book before finishing the rest. If you have done that, shame on you!

Alcatraz often makes fun of such readers in his books. He even puts false last pages in his books to confuse the sneaky last pagers. Still, I naively thought,No one really does that.

I mean, I’ve been tempted to peek at the en...