One of my favorite characters, the indomitable Mordan Scow, aka "The Mattock", would like to periodically share some of his pearls of wisdom, so here goes:

"Drink up ye glory now, boys. For it, like yer rum, will turn to piss soon enough."

Scow freely grants permission to use this with friends, adversaries, children (age appropriate, of course), co-workers, co-conspirators, and fellow bar flies. Drink up, me hearties!

- TBS