Train Surfers - WTF

School’s out – at least for the final year students and it sure shows.

This week, the train driver and I suspected there were kids riding on the rear coupling of the 12.04. A sticking out leg is kind of a giveaway. When a driver looks in his rear view mirror the train behind should look smooooth.

“For those riding on the back I’m calling the police,” the driver said over the intercom.

I don’t know how they heard him, but the kids jumped off the back. Then rear carriage doors opened and two more kids popped out followed by another and another and another. In the end there must have been a dozen on the platform.

I was thinking about locking myself in the office. 12 teenagers is too much even for a big bold station host like me. But they all jumped over the fence at the other end. I could hear them laughing as they ran away through the park. No doubt it was all about the narrow escape they’d had. I suspect their interpretation of a narrow escape is different from mine.
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Published on November 27, 2016 15:12 Tags: fantasy-writer, jane-routley, station-stories
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message 1: by D J (new)

D J Rout The real problem with train surfers is the railways' over-reaction to them. Granted they are usually evading fares by train surfing, they aren't getting seats, either. And possibly they might fly off the train and injure patrons on the platform as the 8:22 which was supposed to stop but has been turned into an express for some reason, but that hasn't happned so far as I know. But when some idiot gets electrocuted on the roof of a Weribee train and it takes two hours to get the power turned off so they can pry the crispy critter off the roof, that casues a major disruption to all the fare paying patrons who don't train surf.

Let them die of their own stupidity and the problem will solve itself. and turning off the train power should take two minutes!


message 2: by Dan (new)

Dan Vine I too am broadly Darwinian about the problem but turning off the power in two minutes might startle a few people especially those in tunnels and the city loop!


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