It’s that time again when we take a deep breath, open the door and watch them leave. Yes that’s right – I’m talking about the washing of my socks ! Oh, and the release of Lunchtime Nipples and If I Should Stumble. So Claire and I thought we might write a few things including a release song :D
The Release song !!
She pulled my hair
I smacked her arse
But then we had a giggle
There is nothing like
The writing madness wriggle

Good, eh ?? :D
Now all that remains is to give you a few quotes from our production team during the writing process ...
Noah Homes ( cover artiste and philosopher) ...“Pass me the carrots” .... “I do it for love not money”
Claire Davis .... “More vodka”
Claire’s husb ....“Bastards.”
The cat ..... “Miaow”
But seriously, I really hope you like them.
And a sincere thanks to the awesome blog sites 
A few final quotes from reviewers ...
Truus, from If I Should Stumble
" Let us see them and look out for them and never let them down....everrrr...."
Ele
"P.S. "arsecock ecstasy" is my new favorite phrase."
Dani
"And then there's the sex. Let's just say it was worth the wait"
William Shakespeare
Bull’s Pizzle

Claire and Al



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