Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve been here.  It’s like putting on an old coat, putting your hand inside the pocket and fishing out a fiver.  Or a mint, with a bit of fluff stuck to it.  Either way, I’m going to eat it.
After too much time spent on the day job, I’ve picked up my pen and I’ve been busy writing again.  While I’ve been away, I bought a new flat (a mortgage! That mythical thing I thought I’d never have and look, I can spell it too! Mortgage, mortgage, mortgage!...