Just watched the second movie in the Twilight series. With Rifftrax. Because to hell with watching any of those movies unaided. I'd think that I might rather be screwed with a chainsaw bat(a variation of the razorblade bat - look up Hobo With A Shotgun).

Back to my original tangent, I hope that my characters aren't as poorly written. I hope that their desires and clear and their motivations believable. I hope the relationships that I conjure are never so inexplicably damaged, but then presented as being normal, or perhaps the pinnacle of human intimacy.

PS. The sparklepire and the weregay should just hook up and dump the crazy bitch and hook up.