this one time I was riding in the back of an ambulance on my third trip to the psych ward and we picked up this little chubby mexican kid who was younger than me and he was flipping off everyone through the windows and we laughed and the medic was so pissed scolding the kid but he couldn’t get the kid to stop and he just gave up and we laughed the rest of the way there

-from the new book 'molly is a faggot' out soon