So today should see the end of my little book, I've just started on the final chapter and inevitably we have a battle and feast, the king has just ridden out on his favourite sprinting pig dressed as a giant chicken to offer his surrender to the giants. I'll post up some extracts today as I get closer to the end.

The king nodded, his mind was on udders.

‘Ahem,’ ahemed Whippet.

‘What? Yes, yes I know, you need a foolhardy, futile and ridiculous act to give your plan any chance to succeed. Well let me tell you something, common-person,’ smiled the king regally, ‘that there is no one more foolhardy and ridiculous than me. When something stupid and suicidal needs doing, turn to your king! So fetch me my quickest sprinting pig and a giant chicken costume and fetch them right now!’