I am a total achievement hound.

Recently, I’ve been putting many not-that-fun hours into Stardew Valley, because dammit, I’m only missing two artefacts for the museum, and I must have them. According to the guides I’ve been reading, one is found in town, the other by the bus stop, so I scour them every game day, then run around giving guide-approved gifts to villagers to make them be my best friends. I probably played without looking up too much stuff at the beginning, but once I got about a...