Progress on The Scandalous Presidency of Barack Obama continues. I’ve been cutting back on the super-late nights in order to maintain the appearance of being fully functional during the day. Apparently, twenty ounces of Starbucks coffee in the morning isn’t enough to perk me up after going to bed at 1:30 or 2:30 am and waking up at 6:30 to go to my day job. But, since my last update, I’ve completed a few sec...