Can you guess who this is?  Or what?  Read the clues -- they'll get you nowhere!  As a substitute teacher and media-librarian, I loved reading this book aloud to the kids. It's great for a break, or to calm kids down, or GRAB their attention and get them focused again!  I could have read this to the kids three times in a row and they wouldn't have cared. They are totally enthralled. I love it for the humor. If you are looking for ideas for books to read aloud (in classrooms or bedrooms) this is a great one!
Grandpa Ned.