Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
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Have you found yourself asking yourself, Self, Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar? Well let me tell you why!
Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
So in all those times you thought Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar? I wonder if you ever watch other channels? Because that handsome devil in this picture below (not THAT one!) is the original Celebrity Apprentice Host…
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…and he is also BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY REAL ESTATE MOGUL DONALD TRUMP of New York City! You surely remember him as a friend of the Clintons and very in favor of liberal causes! You may also personally remember being evicted by one of his employees or sued by one of his many companies!
Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
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Yes, that silver fox host is the same vigorous man as the younger (and svelter!) real estate mogul I just showed you! It is the selfsame Donald John Trump, son of real estate mogul and notorious racist and alleged wartime profiteer, Frederick Christ Trump Sr.!
Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
[image error]THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE — Season: 14 — Pictured: (l-r) Shawn Johnson, Leeza Gibbons, Lorenzo Lamas, Kevin Jonas, Jamie Anderson, Johnny Damon, Vivica A. Fox, Geraldo Rivera, Donald Trump, Kate Gosselin, Ian Ziering, Terrell Owens, Gilbert Gottfried, Sig Hansen, Brandi Glanville, Keisha Knight Pulliam, Kenya Moore — (Photo by: Art Streiber/NBC)
This show was a disgrace and an insult to your intelligence! It was an enormous hit and made a great deal of money for one Mr. Donald Trump!
What a winner!
Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
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Even the noble Geraldo can’t save all his face here, though he does manage to avoid beating the shit out of his chosen opponent (unlike the more desperate has-beens and want-to-bes on the show!) So let’s give him points there!
Geraldo, weren’t you friends with Cheech and Chong? What’s wrong with you? Where did your soul go? I guess we’ll never know! Ha-Ha!
Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
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You may also recognize this conveniently available, married bachelor from the FOX News Channel, where he ran for President! And guess what? He WON!
Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
[image error]Sorry, I don’t know what’s going on here. I was never in the Boy Scouts!
He’s made his way to the top! I know just how he feels because I used to get paid good money to write blogs just exactly like this! I hear Google has gotten their act together a little since then, so I suppose I’m hurting myself even worse! Ha-Ha!
Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
[image error]I just found this on the internet! If it’s yours I’ll credit you!
Here is President Mr. Lord Donald Trump sharing a sociopathic laugh with his best friend, O.J. Simpson, the greatest running backup of all time! He sometimes mistakes him for his other former friend, the Reverend Jesse Jackson, or the “Big Man” Clarence Clemons, about whom he always said, “He blows a mean horn for a colored”!
Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar
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Being the President of the United States makes you a VICTIM of free speech, so perhaps you know him from some of the brutal jokes made at his luxurious expense!
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Like this one!
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And this one!
So there you have all the reasons Why that Celebrity Apprentice Host Looks So Familiar!
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