Amazon freak. Checking deals daily. New box-possibilities of fulfillment. Joy abounds! Wrong size, wrong color, just WRONG. Drat. Back u go.

Who doesn’t love the potential of a big box of something from Amazon? Prime is my frienemy. I love you so!

But my wallet doesn’t.

And I get frowns when there are too many days in a row with that tell-tale box on the steps.

But still…I return to my old friend again and again.

And then I RETURN to my friend occasionally. Amazon doesn’t like me so much when I have to do that. But I always get the same good-natured pick up and refund. Ahhhhh. And I never have to leave my couch.