ARC's available for your sassy asses
It's THAT point in the book process. I'm finished, I've started the sequel, the covers are all done, and I'm just waiting for the few remaining notes from beta readers to start trickling in. The blurb is done and so are keywords, which is good because that part makes me want to vom.
It's that part of the process where I walk into the street naked like, I wrote a book, do you maybe want an early copy to leave me a review if you want? Selling a painting is so much easier. I can lie through my teeth about how much I suffered painting it and my process (because be honest, that's what everyone wants to hear) but you can't do that for a book. Your blurb and cover have to portray what you are selling.
Trying to pitch this for ARC's makes me want to lock myself in the bedroom with a 6 foot canvas, paint for 4 months and try to cart that around selling it instead.
So ANYWAY, I wrote a book. I've got ARCs. It's a paranormal horror that deals with many themes about the afterlife and what happens after you die. To be honest, I hope after I die, someone picks up on it and decides to L. Ron Hubbard the shit out of it and starts up a religion. That's probably totally not going to happen, but it makes me laugh to think about it.
So, here's the blurb. If you want a copy, reply with your email and format or just PM me and it will magically appear in your box. Or, if you just want to read it and not leave a review (seriously, what kind of monster are you?) it will be up on instafreebie shortly for a few weeks before the ebook goes live. I"ll post the links here
Kate is driving home from working a double at the hospital. She misses her turn and is crossing train tracks. There's no train signal, but she sees it coming and thinks she misses the train. All of a sudden, there is a blinding white light and she wakes up naked in a white room. Is she dead? There is a scientist conducting experiments on her. Is this hell or purgatory?
Waking up in another white room, Kate panics. She’s stronger now and easily dents the steel door keeping her in. She manages to escape the facility keeping her, but nothing is right. The world thinks she’s dead, but she’s clearly alive in a much taller, more muscular body. Lab results say this body may not be human. There is also a ghostly voice in Kate’s head claiming this body was stolen by force and she doesn’t belong there.
Newly revised and expanded 10/2017
It's that part of the process where I walk into the street naked like, I wrote a book, do you maybe want an early copy to leave me a review if you want? Selling a painting is so much easier. I can lie through my teeth about how much I suffered painting it and my process (because be honest, that's what everyone wants to hear) but you can't do that for a book. Your blurb and cover have to portray what you are selling.
Trying to pitch this for ARC's makes me want to lock myself in the bedroom with a 6 foot canvas, paint for 4 months and try to cart that around selling it instead.
So ANYWAY, I wrote a book. I've got ARCs. It's a paranormal horror that deals with many themes about the afterlife and what happens after you die. To be honest, I hope after I die, someone picks up on it and decides to L. Ron Hubbard the shit out of it and starts up a religion. That's probably totally not going to happen, but it makes me laugh to think about it.
So, here's the blurb. If you want a copy, reply with your email and format or just PM me and it will magically appear in your box. Or, if you just want to read it and not leave a review (seriously, what kind of monster are you?) it will be up on instafreebie shortly for a few weeks before the ebook goes live. I"ll post the links here
Kate is driving home from working a double at the hospital. She misses her turn and is crossing train tracks. There's no train signal, but she sees it coming and thinks she misses the train. All of a sudden, there is a blinding white light and she wakes up naked in a white room. Is she dead? There is a scientist conducting experiments on her. Is this hell or purgatory?
Waking up in another white room, Kate panics. She’s stronger now and easily dents the steel door keeping her in. She manages to escape the facility keeping her, but nothing is right. The world thinks she’s dead, but she’s clearly alive in a much taller, more muscular body. Lab results say this body may not be human. There is also a ghostly voice in Kate’s head claiming this body was stolen by force and she doesn’t belong there.
Newly revised and expanded 10/2017
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