started coming and couldn't stop.

My head deflated.

well, I mean, it STARTED deflating.

It was gradual.

I almost didnt notice.

Then, I did.

By the time I was done, I couldn't remember what I had been looking at but I knew I felt gross.

Well, GOOD because I came, but GROSS because of whatever disgusting thing I was probably looking at.

The computer hummed.

I couldn't see the screen because, as I said, my head had deflated.

So had my erection.

I clicked the computer off and ran away from home.

I didn't know how to clear my browsing history and I was afraid my girlfriend would find out what I had been looking at and make me leave.

I was too scared to leave.

So, I ran away.

Now, I only look at non-nude stuff.

It is safer.

This way, if someone sees my browsing history, I can just say, "I thought I might know those girls. Turns out I don't. Just go ahead and delete those."

Like I said.

Safer.